July 21, 2014 9:55 pm

simplypotterheads:

I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

(via bewaretheoncomingstorm)

July 16, 2014 8:55 pm

harvincy:

Spencer gave me life.

(Source: jennettefansbrazil, via satansparanoidmother)

4:11 pm
"If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also"

Matt 5:39

This specifically refers to a hand striking the side of a person’s face, tells quite a different story when placed in it’s proper historical context. In Jesus’s time, striking someone of a lower class ( a servant) with the back of the hand was used to assert authority and dominance. If the persecuted person “turned the other cheek,” the discipliner was faced with a dilemma. The left hand was used for unclean purposes, so a back-hand strike on the opposite cheek would not be performed. Another alternative would be a slap with the open hand as a challenge or to punch the person, but this was seen as a statement of equality. Thus, by turning the other cheek the persecuted was in effect putting an end to the behavior or if the slapping continued the person would lawfully be deemed equal and have to be released as a servant/slave.   

(via thefullnessofthefaith)

MOther FuCKeR

(via aintlifepeachy)

THAT makes a lot more sense, now, thank you. 

(via the-world-is-a-corner)

So Jesus is advocating a nonviolent psychological warfare tactic exploiting social norms re: dominance & perceived superiority.

I like Jesus an awful lot. 

(via mumblingsage)

(via jamesxide)

4:06 pm
thereisnoblognameonlyzuul:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

This is beautiful.

thereisnoblognameonlyzuul:

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

This is beautiful.

(via thesonicscrew)

2:34 pm

noobtheloser:

"Never speak of this."

(via settingfirestofeeljoy)

1:34 pm 1:33 pm

bryannotbrian:

jokkes:

Spiderman crashes Xmen set.

this needs to happen more often

(via a-small-british-whovian)

1:31 pm

hho-hhe:

When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.

(via silent-obsrvr)

1:25 pm

notmusa:

ok but just this once

(via mor-iarty)

1:14 pm
magic-fantasy-life:

tale-as-old-as-disney:

gailsimone:

OH MY GOD.

MY HEART OHMYGAWSH

COSPLAY - DON’T GET BETTER THAN THIS.

magic-fantasy-life:

tale-as-old-as-disney:

gailsimone:

OH MY GOD.

MY HEART OHMYGAWSH

COSPLAY - DON’T GET BETTER THAN THIS.

(Source: motelpools, via twerknugget)

July 12, 2014 8:45 pm

There are 3 types of writers.

klarolinelannister:

xkanyeinterruptedmex:

1. Writers that unrealistically don’t kill anyone.

2. The right amount of death.

3. LETS JUST FUCKIN KILL THEM ALL BANG BANG BANG

so, in order, stephenie meyer, jk rowling, george rr martin.

(Source: buckybarneseyemakeup, via goddessofpuns)

4:59 pm

awalkingdeadphish:

theroguefeminist:

beyondthereachesofmortality:

petahmaximoff:

How to react when a girl tells you she’s changed her mind - A guide by Scott Pilgrim

Am I the only one reading this more like “How to react when your partner is giving you signs that they aren’t fully consenting - A guide by Ramona Flowers”?

that’s a good point

Both are valid takes

(via not-all-victories)

4:31 pm

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

(via thefuuuucomics)

July 10, 2014 8:35 pm

hernamewastangerine:

frenchtoastandpancakes:

My daughter has chosen the Dark Side

I’m crying.

Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.

(Source: youtube.com, via satansparanoidmother)

8:31 pm

starkspangly:

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

(via satansparanoidmother)