August 19, 2014 11:46 pm
  • Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
  • Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
  • Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
  • Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
  • Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
  • Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!
6:00 pm 5:58 pm

crabbyjammies:

capitalistpropaganda:

"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys

(Source: walmarts, via demonhunting)

5:55 pm

thegeekyblonde:

who else was gay for violet baudelaire growing up 

(via lydiasasstin)

5:48 pm
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penisvanlesbian:

koncreates:

educateddummy:

sherlockey-werlockey-stuff:

scootatore:

brainrainbows:

the-apex-spooky:

theeyeofthetigger:

iamsamhearmemoose:

formaldejekyll:

mrplisk:

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CAN I HAVE THIS WHAT IS THIS I WANT THIS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL KAJGFDJLKSDHFJLKDJFLKHDSFLK 

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 

IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i couldnt place it for the first few seconds and i was like I KNOW THIS

I KNOW THIS

and then it hit me oh my fucking god

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, EARGASMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

it’S baCk

WHAT IS THIS SONG?

HOLY SHIT, I THINK I JUST HAD AN EARGASM!

I HAVE NO CLUE IF I’VE REBLOG(ed?) THIS BEFORE BUT HOLY HELL!!

HOLY SHIT AN ORCHESTRA VERSION OF “DANCE DANCE”

(Source: lightsoutlockdown, via the-fury-of-a-time-lord)

August 18, 2014 4:57 pm

cocaineteas:

You gotta love dialogues in porn.

(Source: sizvideos, via toodopetoexist)

August 17, 2014 5:21 am

cedricdigory:

whenever i need a laugh i remember that if he hadn’t died james potter would have been dudley’s uncle. Picture James interacting with dudley. just do it, picture the scene

(via not-all-victories)

August 16, 2014 3:56 pm

All of Leslie’s compliments to Ann

(Source: adumbscotts, via eccentric-diva)

August 15, 2014 10:34 pm 10:14 pm

phantomrose96:

Gravity Falls are you okay?

(via the-fury-of-a-time-lord)

9:50 pm

neilsenad:

Little Groot dancing

fricken love this

(Source: thorxodinsons)

August 13, 2014 12:50 am

poopflow:

"My best day had to be the day after I wrapped Guardians of the Galaxy. I was very homesick and coming home to my wife, and my home, and to my son, who was at the time 13 months old. My wife told me there’s a chance he won’t recognize you—but that’s okay that happens all the time. He doesn’t know, he might be a little shy…"

IM GOING TO CRY

(Source: pedro-quill, via lidiastiles)

August 12, 2014 10:37 pm
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  • Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)
  • By: Nancy Sinatra
  • Kill Bill, Vol. 1
  • 29,943 Plays

some-good-songs:

Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) » Nancy Sinatra

I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black and I wore white
He would always win the fight

(via albuspercivalwulfric)

10:32 pm
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  • Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)
  • By: Nancy Sinatra
  • Kill Bill, Vol. 1
  • 29,943 Plays

some-good-songs:

Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) » Nancy Sinatra

I was five and he was six
We rode on horses made of sticks
He wore black and I wore white
He would always win the fight

(via albuspercivalwulfric)

10:27 pm