May 18, 2013 8:24 pm May 17, 2013 11:14 pm May 13, 2013 9:56 pm 9:46 pm

thinsiqnificant:

spongebob’s thigh gap is dope as fuck

(via dare-for-distances)

9:01 pm

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

(via yesimbeyonce)

May 11, 2013 2:12 pm May 6, 2013 9:41 pm May 5, 2013 5:26 pm
  • *Pollen accidentally enters body*
  • Immune system: What the hell is that?
  • Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
  • Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
  • Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
  • Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
  • Pollen: The what?
  • Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
  • Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
  • Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
  • [Dramatic music]
  • Me: *Sneezes*
May 3, 2013 4:46 pm May 2, 2013 11:17 am

theoncomingstormofgallifrey:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

image

(via human-in-a-cyborg-uniform)

10:47 am April 30, 2013 9:59 am 9:20 am April 28, 2013 8:50 am April 27, 2013 5:00 pm

mrsmelchiorgabor:

this is what heterophobia would look like if it was real. if you believe that heterophobia is a real thing that exists, please watch this because you will see that it simply doesn’t exist, that it never has and never will. 

tbh I think everyone should watch this anyway because it’s very clever and very powerful

(via circumcisions)